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Age won’t matter
By Charles Martin | January 17, 2008
It won’t matter in 2014 — that’s my prediction. Maybe earlier than that.
It was announced today that human cloning was confirmed in our great state of Cally. They blew up the stem cells right after confirmation (or did they?… let’s ask the I am legend folks). But you see where I’m going with this.
My buddy turned 44 today but when his kid is 44, it won’t be “44″. The day of her birth will be something more of a scientific note that may be celebrated privately at home or remembered for 3 minutes. There will be babies all around her that have been plopped out from petrie dish to petrie dish. It will be easier than making your Kraft mac and cheese when she’s 44 — in 42 years.
That sounds scary and there’s talk of it being outlawed now but the pundits and polls and ballot boxes will all tell.
See you at the “hot blonde, nice body, cute face” window at your nearest hospital.
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