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a 10 second blast
By Charles Martin | January 18, 2008
10 second blasts are what fuel me. ya know… well maybe you don’t because you’ve been taught that eavesdropping is rude — but I just went through The Village (as we call downtown around here) and heard:
Second 1 — coming up the sidewalk in front of the pizza place — “…dude is this the funny part? …. dude! is this the funny part?… DUDE! is this the funny part or what?” two teens — one wearing the other guys ipod earphones. [in my head I say "what's on there? my favorite riff from Dane Cook or does that kid need a swifty in the *ss?"] Seconds 3 -7 — late teen girl reading an Ayn Rand book and smoking. [in my head I say "mom and dad don't understand her"] Seconds 8 through 10 — local says to me “can you believe this traffic? I’m from here and i’ve never seen it this bad…!” [in my head I say "you were hoggin' the Jim Beam in the liquor store just a minute ago -- seems like it's not your first nip today"]10 second blasts are every reason to listen. You live the life of three or four people without stepping into their sometimes stinky shoes. Blast yourself sometime. You’ll probably enjoy it. And if you see the rude post above, it often pays to blast yourself.
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